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peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

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mosoli:

im still laughing at this

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If you don’t think this looks like I’m being ridden doggy style by a drunken older sailor, you’re dead wrong. 

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#   tumblr porn 
#   doggy style 

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8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

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meerschaums:

next time jorah

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"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

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“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

That’s it.  That’s it right there.

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Welp.

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I’m just gonna leave this here.

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You are my lobster.
I love you more than cheese.

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