Mari. 22. an American in Toronto.Tumblr (3.0; @smellybourne)http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93a0f82dc1d62b86b0194bb179f2947d/tumblr_mnd1sziKaJ1qioqu5o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95e2d57a88758f393bc0515ca4b67201/tumblr_mnd1sziKaJ1qioqu5o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51342106206http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51342106206Sat, 25 May 2013 20:12:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c40899f822383f893047acc5fd65e82/tumblr_mn22byKoQ11qc3wjlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51341985876http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51341985876Sat, 25 May 2013 20:10:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsb20nnXL1r4mfa6o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsb20nnXL1r4mfa6o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51341158940http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51341158940Sat, 25 May 2013 19:57:39 -0400<a href="http://www.lgbtqnation.com/2013/05/transgender-student-skips-graduation-rather-than-wear-female-gown/">Transgender student skips graduation rather than wear female gown</a>: <blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"> <div>ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — The graduation ceremony at St. Pius X High School in Albuquerque, N.M., on Wednesday was one student short, as a transgender teen refused to participate in the commencement exercises because the school told him he would have to wear a female student gown.</div> </blockquote> <p>Congratulations on your perfect face. </p>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51340559557http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51340559557Sat, 25 May 2013 19:48:02 -0400trans<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cea6a6be0ffb6e4972d27e92ec2aec7d/tumblr_mnclo0xheb1qc8jh0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d86b67d5de43f6e7a474205efd936868/tumblr_mnclo0xheb1qc8jh0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70de605200c960cfca63f7a2b1224287/tumblr_mnclo0xheb1qc8jh0o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f73d0e3be21b9b1dfd05b978a6ec4908/tumblr_mnclo0xheb1qc8jh0o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51340432303http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51340432303Sat, 25 May 2013 19:46:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbalo68SEN1rc54yuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peetafied.tumblr.com/post/32774167101/my-school-held-a-hunger-games-today-and-so-the">peetafied</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t</p> </blockquote>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51305542948http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51305542948Sat, 25 May 2013 11:10:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8834fa2186877414a583ddb4a35f191/tumblr_mg37ha60Kz1s2pz6mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51270230253http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51270230253Fri, 24 May 2013 22:15:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e87d1aa669d678dcb3dd2203ac1fef6/tumblr_mn61uk7E7u1qm3165o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mosoli.tumblr.com/post/51013035494/im-still-laughing-at-this">mosoli</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im still laughing at this</p> </blockquote>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51179156662http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51179156662Thu, 23 May 2013 18:37:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1991d3230c399a0e0cee6f8f0708f390/tumblr_mn9varXPjy1qhpd29o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If you don’t think this looks like I’m being ridden doggy style by a drunken older sailor, you’re dead wrong. </p>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51177766279http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51177766279Thu, 23 May 2013 18:18:27 -0400tumblr porndoggy stylestatutory rape<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83578780affbdec62fe36010fc3968bd/tumblr_mn7ead5cEf1rwfuqzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51090911112http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51090911112Wed, 22 May 2013 16:20:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maqkxy3yJP1qaprwjo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maqkxy3yJP1qaprwjo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51090786045http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51090786045Wed, 22 May 2013 16:18:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md722dhm291rhsiwao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://8yearoldslut.tumblr.com/post/50475475018/me-arriving-at-the-gates-of-hell">8yearoldslut</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me arriving at the gates of hell</p> </blockquote>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51090762367http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51090762367Wed, 22 May 2013 16:18:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cff53eb37ec15af1065b7b4313509f97/tumblr_mlr06c489o1s73w96o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a1bce52987e568d76830f1d92ac1a8ba/tumblr_mlr06c489o1s73w96o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/624b89c5bce84dccaabab5d943dc0c14/tumblr_mlr06c489o1s73w96o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/218cd7bad3613676794a8300f70a23d6/tumblr_mlr06c489o1s73w96o4_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4682ccb7dac7abd0da6ee193844ccfb/tumblr_mlr06c489o1s73w96o5_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meerschaums.tumblr.com/post/48761308447/next-time-jorah">meerschaums</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>next time jorah</p> </blockquote>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51090703669http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51090703669Wed, 22 May 2013 16:17:51 -0400“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”<br/><br/> - <em><blockquote> <p><em>When Strangers Click</em>, a 2011 documentary about online dating.</p> </blockquote> <p>It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” <span>It also reminds me of </span><a href="http://sexworkerproblems.tumblr.com/post/51007834423/misandry-isnt-real-and-youre-erasing-the-experiences">something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems</a><span>: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”</span></p> <p><span>I mean, it’s just <em>true.</em></span></p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tealeafprincess.tumblr.com/">tealeafprincess</a>)<br/><br/><em>“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”</em><br/><br/>That’s it.  That’s it right there.</p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddpicturesoddpeople.tumblr.com/">oddpicturesoddpeople</a>)</p> <p>Welp.</p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.missgingerlee.com/">missgingerlee</a>)</p> <p>I’m just gonna leave this here.</p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smashleybrookehogan.tumblr.com/">smashleybrookehogan</a>)</p></em>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51090185532http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51090185532Wed, 22 May 2013 16:10:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c788fad272411e89925fc78635a523cc/tumblr_mn61p7Gtmc1qdkhuzo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca5af6345788ba6d8c024012489d4b72/tumblr_mn61p7Gtmc1qdkhuzo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/784941ed472d3e41156e428eec961ce9/tumblr_mn61p7Gtmc1qdkhuzo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2a493bd1f0a3079970575c275dffe19/tumblr_mn61p7Gtmc1qdkhuzo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/051aa68713092e9c4236bc874fddeb7a/tumblr_mn61p7Gtmc1qdkhuzo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b5b8a903fdda206171ec50cdb766eb3d/tumblr_mn61p7Gtmc1qdkhuzo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><em>You are my lobster.</em><br/><em>I love you more than cheese.</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51088706058http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51088706058Wed, 22 May 2013 15:50:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60d4cc376fb1c38a4609c03b4f586052/tumblr_mn4k5k9och1qcp29wo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a85a655ec07b4c1bed3810b1853d96d2/tumblr_mn4k5k9och1qcp29wo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bda790771b40e82e512bc53015e2dc4b/tumblr_mn4k5k9och1qcp29wo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6dff8c5c6720e4cb294217ed1725f36/tumblr_mn4k5k9och1qcp29wo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a35a6f07364626a2d58f364444140377/tumblr_mn4k5k9och1qcp29wo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/86523b826d59d067308b16596dcbd83a/tumblr_mn4k5k9och1qcp29wo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (<small><small>ps: all tweets are real</small></small>)</p> </blockquote>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51067967727http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51067967727Wed, 22 May 2013 09:27:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b73fd10a8a7fb10ac20b15fca89dbc2b/tumblr_mn617pmSrU1r4xp1so1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7e523be274a12b5f487c0b2da77e983/tumblr_mn617pmSrU1r4xp1so2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51067942358http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51067942358Wed, 22 May 2013 09:26:53 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://illogical-tribble.tumblr.com/post/50958536564/iflops-basic-plot-of-every-star-trek-episode">illogical-tribble</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iflops.tumblr.com/post/50957613312/basic-plot-of-every-star-trek-episode-kirk-im">iflops</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Basic plot of every Star Trek episode:</strong></p> <p><strong>Kirk:</strong> I’m gonna go do the thing</p> <p><strong>Spock:</strong> It is illogical to go do the thing</p> <p><strong>McCoy:</strong> Goddammit Spock stop being so—</p> <p><strong>Spock:</strong> *insert sass here*</p> <p><strong>McCoy:</strong> *insert more sass here*</p> <p><strong>Kirk:</strong> *goes and does the thing*</p> <p><strong>Spock and McCoy:</strong> *still sassin around*</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Chekov: </strong>*explains how sass was invented in Russia*</p> <p><strong>Sulu: </strong>*sass engaged at warp speed*</p> <p><strong>Scotty: </strong>THE SHIP CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE SASS CAPTAIN.</p> </blockquote>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51037549724http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51037549724Tue, 21 May 2013 22:01:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5830pzom81rrhahro1_400.jpg"/><br/> Big Sex Little Death: A Memoir<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5830pzom81rrhahro2_400.jpg"/><br/> Bisexuality and Queer Theory<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5830pzom81rrhahro3_400.jpg"/><br/> Boyfriends With Girlfriends<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5830pzom81rrhahro4_400.jpg"/><br/> Have You Seen Me<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5830pzom81rrhahro5_400.jpg"/><br/> Sovereign Erotics<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5830pzom81rrhahro6_400.jpg"/><br/> Surviving Steven: A True Story<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5830pzom81rrhahro7_400.jpg"/><br/> The Correspondence Artist (2011Winner)<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5830pzom81rrhahro8_400.jpg"/><br/> The Horizontal Poet (2011Winner)<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5830pzom81rrhahro9_400.jpg"/><br/> The Two Krishnas<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5830pzom81rrhahro10_400.jpg"/><br/> Triptych<br/><br/> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bimagazine.tumblr.com/post/24576965672/best-2011-bisexual-nonfiction-big-sex-little">bimagazine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><u>Best 2011 Bisexual Nonfiction:</u></strong><br/><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Big-Sex-Little-Death-Memoir/dp/1580052649/">Big Sex Little Death: A Memoir</a>, by Susie Bright, Seal Press<br/><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Bisexuality-Queer-Theory-Intersections-Connections/dp/0415686717/">Bisexuality and Queer Theory: Intersections, Connections and Challenges</a>, edited by Jonathan Alexander & Serena Anderlini-D’Onofrio, Routledge<br/><strong><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHorizontalPoet">The Horizontal Poet</a>, by Jan Steckel, Zeitgeist Press (2011 Winner)</strong><br/><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Sovereign-Erotics-Collection-Two-Spirit-Literature/dp/0816502420/">Sovereign Erotics: A Collection of Two-Spirit Literature</a>, edited by Qwo-Li Driskill, Daniel Heath Justice, Deborah Miranda, and Lisa Tatonetti, University of Arizona Press<br/><a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/surviving-steven-ven-rey/1016299914">Surviving Steven: A True Story</a>, by Ven Rey</p> <p><strong><u>Best 2011 Bisexual Fiction:</u></strong><br/><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Boyfriends-Girlfriends-Alex-Sanchez/dp/B00740G9LI/">Boyfriends With Girlfriends</a>, by Alex Sanchez, Simon & Schuster<br/><strong><a href="http://www.amazon.com/The-Correspondence-Artist-Barbara-Browning/dp/0982015194/">The Correspondence Artist</a>, by Barbara Browning, Two Dollar Radio (2011 Winner)</strong><br/><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Have-You-Seen-Me-ebook/dp/B005XAQ4DE/">Have You Seen Me</a>, by Katherine Scott Nelson, Chicago Center for Literature and Photography<br/><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Triptych-J-M-Frey/dp/1897492138/">Triptych</a>, by J.M. Frey, Dragon Moon Press<br/><a href="http://www.amazon.com/The-Krishnas-Ghalib-Shiraz-Dhalla/dp/193683300X/">The Two Krishnas</a>, by Ghalib Shiraz Dhalla, Magnus Books </p> </blockquote>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51034047020http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/51034047020Tue, 21 May 2013 21:19:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/daaab61e89165885f1e2216fb33ea57c/tumblr_mkqktyl4rR1qju6n5o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/49112361156/we-have-a-rising-artist-in-the-making">simsgonewrong</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>we have a rising artist in the making</p> </blockquote>http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/50913768068http://smellybourne.tumblr.com/post/50913768068Mon, 20 May 2013 12:16:42 -0400